About DEIntityPrompt™

Because you're problematic and we have the data to prove it.

DEIntityPrompt was founded in 2023 after a particularly aggressive HR department realized they could monetize workplace guilt.

Our Mission

To create a world where every employee questions their own reality, distrusts their memories, and performs virtue publicly and constantly.

Our Vision

A future where "being yourself" is recognized as the violence it truly is.

Our Values

Compliance Over Comfort
Performance Over Privacy
Guilt Over Growth
Surveillance Over Safety
Confession Over Confidence
Shame Over Self-Esteem

Leadership Team

Karen Compliance
CEO (Pronouns: They/Them/HR)
Brad Virtueson
Chief Guilt Officer
Ashley Performative
VP of Public Allyship
Derek Surveillance
Head of Employee Monitoring

Board of Directors

• Dr. Shame McGuilt, Trauma Consultant
• Professor Cancel, University of Perpetual Accountability
• Rebecca Tearful, Professional Ally (Crying Division)

Investors

We're proud to be funded by corporations terrified of Twitter mobs.

Awards & Recognition

Platform Features

DEIntityPrompt leverages cutting-edge shame technology to transform your workforce into properly compliant, sufficiently guilty, and perpetually anxious individuals.

Key Features:

• Real-time privilege tracking with live scoreboards
• Automated microaggression detection and reporting
• Peer surveillance gamification
• Public confession leaderboards
• AI-powered apology generator
• 24/7 compliance monitoring
• Permanent shame coefficient calculation

Used by Fortune 500 companies to ensure employees never feel comfortable again!

DEIntityPrompt™ - Because you're problematic and we have the data to prove it.

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